"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
How To Make Up
Fighting is part of any relationship. Its not always fun, but making up afterward can be. Here are 10 tips for making up:
- Apologize if you need to. If you were the one that was in the wrong, apologize to your partner. Seems pretty obvious but lots of people…
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.
’I hate purity, I hate goodness! I don’t want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
’Well then, I ought to suit you, dear. I’m corrupt to the bones.’
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
people who can pick one favorite song must really have their lives together